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Apples iPhone

Jan10
2007
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Apple introduced a new “iPhone” that stores up to 4GB of iTunes music and will work on the Cingular network.

Steve Jobs touted some of the phone’s capabilities, such as seducing your callers by implying that you are at a rockin’ party.

Verizon also announced a deal, with Anheuser-Busch, to market a “dui Phone.” It holds 12oz of Budweiser, allowing for unlimited drunk dialing and drunk texting after 2am.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Apple, cell phones, Cingular, drunk dialing, drunk texting, iPhone, Verizon
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  1. MPH's Gravatar MPH
    January 11, 2007 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    the “dui” stands for “dialing under influence”… but i really wanted to mention ‘drunk texting.’ what a great term/activitiy. what a country.

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