For the first time, Toyota’s yearly sales in the U.S. topped Chrysler, which slid to Number 4, after GM, Ford, and Toyota.
Lee Iaccoca is rolling in his grave… and his co-spokesman, Snoop Dogg, well, he’s just rolling down the street, smoking Indo.
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Said a Chrysler spokesperson, “We’re pleased to point out that any and all U.S Presidents with the last name Chrysler, are not dead.”
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Chrysler plans to retake the No. 2 spot next year, by introducing a Retro Millenium K-Car.
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Chrysler said retaking the No. 2 spot is as easy as bringing back Plymouth.
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Said a beaming Toyota executive: “For all the Americans flag waving, car buyers are a thrifty, lazy lot that will sell out its country men for a shiny piece of plastic.”
