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Lisa Nowak Explains

Feb09
2007
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Lisa Nowak said she did not plan to attempt to murder her romantic rival Colleen Shipman.

She said she just wanted to “‘Pluto‘ her ass.”

OR

She said she just wanted to tell Shipman, “Why don’t you make like the Mars Global Surveyor and disappear?”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, Colleen Shipman, Lisa Nowak, nasa
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