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Shorthand

Mar10
2011

I sent a note to my friend to inform her that she tends to remove too many pronouns from her sentences. She replied:

“Got your message. Not sure I get it.”

Posted in On Writing & Grammar - Tagged email

Demo: MS Word .doc Adverts

Jan12
2011

Here’s a screen capture of the new Microsoft “.doc Adverts” which will make Google’s Gmail ads look like random, hands-off jibber jabber.

wouldn’t you buy anything Clippy suggested?
Posted in Software / Usability - Tagged advertising, Microsoft

Lame Joke #1752: What did Boyfriend say…

Dec20
2010

What did the incomplete guy say to his girlfriend in the shower after accidentally striking her with the joint between his thigh and lower right leg?

I kneed you.

Tagged medical, relationships

Iraq Archive: Silly Jokes and a Country Western Song

Nov04
2010

A couple weeks ago, WikiLeaks released an archive of government and military documents about Iraq. For a couple days, people were reminded of Iraq and the war that is sort of over over there. Dysfunction..betrayal..loneliness..mass murder…. that’s fodder for stand-up comedy and 4-track audio recordings.

Here’s some material I contributed during the past 8 years of the Iraq Situation.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted in Music / The Arts - Tagged Cheney, Condoleeza Rice, country western songs, Iraq, war

Reprise as Video: A Lame Joke!

Oct20
2010

Tagged 80s, Karate Kid
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