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An Exotic City

Jun24
2009
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Some Chiefs of Staff are more capable than others. Don’t count the top aide for South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford among the best. That press conference should have been delayed and rehearsed. Perhaps even scripted! Sanford needed a ‘Checkers’ speech not an “I’m Deeply Distraught” speech.
Oh, but it contained so much! I especially liked the off-hand, irrelevant note about how he and his friend called his boy’s room “Jurassic Park” because of the dinosaur sheets and that “all kinds of people stayed over (during the campaign).” Did the Argentina chica crash there? How did he meet her? He mentioned that it started on email… but how? AregentiaChicas.com?

But I’m less concerned about the ‘other woman’ than I am about… the woman who stood behind this man during the press conference. She does exhibit a sense of humor; she and her colleague are laughing throughout the 10 minute spectacle. Say: maybe whoever is in charge of these things should have prevented random folks to stand BEHIND the podium. Oh geez. So much material. What a sad story.

Above is a still photo from the video. I don’t think the 2 women are going to need an apology. Sanford can skip them on his Repentance Tour.

Check out the MSNBC video of the entire press conference.

Tagged Jokes, politics, Sanford

Great Homework, Scoop!

Jun11
2009
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I watched most of 60 Minutes’ interview of Fed Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke conducted by Scott Pelley.

I was struck right away by the hard-hitting questions. Example:
“When was it (the Fed) founded?”
“..1913″

(from minute:second = 3:10 in video)

Whooo. Did CBS News fire its research department? Bernake’s time is worth trillions of dollars. Each second he takes away from saving bankers, is a possible mistake that could ruin the economy further.

Although it might be a good idea to interview Bernanke on TV, I doubt he needed to answer questions regarding the founding and basic operations of The Fed. Or maybe Pelley was attempting to lull Ben into a sense of calm, before springing on him such tough questions as “.. er, so, your hometown is having tough times, huh?”

Tagged 60 Minutes, Bernanke, Fed Reserve, Scott Pelley

American Culture

Jun04
2009
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I think I know about American Culture.

Blues music.
BBQ cooking.
Pranks.
Stunts.
Wisecracking.
Fooling around.
Some cold ones.
Baseball.
Looking out for youngsters.
Pushing the envelope.

***
If I focus on these areas, and ignore politics and computers, I just might have a rich life.

Posted in Random / Consumerism - Tagged America, culture

Medical Univ. of S. Carolina Possible Slogans or Things Overhead at MUSC

May25
2009
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  • One of the top teaching hopitals in the country.
  • We’ve come a long way from the leech bleedings of the 1970s.
  • Why yes that is duct tape.
  • No such thing as bad student, only unfeeling, incompetent teachers.
  • Largest morgue in the Carolinas.
  • God works in mysterious ways.
  • We ‘preciate that your ‘surance money is underwritin’ all this learnin.’
  • Mort Sahl was a highly regarded comedian. So, what’s not funny about our mortality rate?
  • See them in heaven!
  • Holy Shit! You have got to try the fried chicken in the cafeteria.
  • Flying in family? We recommend US Airways.
  • Would you rather be in Iran?
  • Many of the overweight jackasses smoking cigarettes in the courtyard out front will have no direct impact on your treatment.
  • We’re HUGE fans of LOST.
  • If you were completely honest, you’d admit you’ve had your eyes on other women.
  • Hey, can you hold this for a minute?
  • I know this is an important decision. Don’t mind Kip and Allison. Someday they will be a doctor too.
  • Maybe we’ll get some stimulus money. Yeah, that should help.
  • Come for surgery, stay for the infections.
Posted in Jokes - Tagged Charleston, health care, Jokes, MUSC

Escaping a Bad Economy

Mar04
2009
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I was planning to go to the Technique Museum to see some inventions and designs. I stopped at Checkpoint Charlie because of my sister Clyde’s suggestion. It turns out that this museum chronicles many interesting techniques!


This chemist didn’t just escape:: he patented his submarine, and scored chicks!


The above musician saved his wife by storing her in a stereo / amplifier.
This grinning family got through the easy way. Clyde and Christine were in Berlin when the wall came down! It’s a great photo. I’ll find the original or you should… because the looks on the faces of the family… real shot in the arm!

We have done it before, and we must do it again. Kudos to the ingenious Berliners who escaped or helped people escape the Communist East. It’s hard to imagine a worse economy than our present one, but Cold War East Europe was the pits. So much invention and good will came out of the efforts to liberate those left behind. There was the 28 year old chemist who created a mini-submarine to propel him through the Baltic Sea. There were many tricked-out automobiles to conceal passengers. And much tunneling.

The hard hard times in which we find ourselves. We can find a way out. Now is an opportunity to THINK AND BUILD!


The man John P. Ireland was from New England (Mass) and he re-enlisted in the Army after the war. He and a friend helped people escape. His cover was as an eccentric antiques collector. He’d drive through in his Cadillac.

I took the above photo in the Reichstag / Parliament.

I think the above photo is famous.
Posted in Travel & Adventure - Tagged Berlin, design, economy, freedom, technology, Travel & Adventure
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