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Saddam Hanging

Jan02
2007
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Saddam Hussein was hanged Saturday morning. President Bush called it “an important milestone on Iraq’s course to becoming a democracy that can govern, sustain, and defend itself.”

Now there’s just 1828 mass murderers to bring to justice.

Happy New Year

Dec31
2006
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Some guy paid 1.9 million dollars for the world’s oldest hockey stick; made in 1856.

Funny to think that while our country was brewing up a civil war that would pit brother against brother, the Canadians created a quanit, friendly sport….

Sorry folks, but I’m hear in Nashville, and it’s kept me from a-postin’.

Happy New Year.

My resolution is to post each day; starting Tuesday.

Happy New Year.

Hell, there’s already been 36 posts already this month.

Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.

My resolution maybe is to post jokes that don’t need to be explained. My friend X noted a Conan joke that went: “Lindsey Loham said she ain’t had a drink in 7 days. Yep. Yep. Yeppers. but she done been passed out for six-half. ” Everyone at the table laughed. My Canada joke (which I gave as an example) was not so much enjoyed. Although a couple folks were even familiar with the Quebec issue… Welp…

Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas

Dec24
2006
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Look for topical jokes daily to resume publishing jokes Tuesday, Dec. 26.

New Defense Secretary

Dec17
2006
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Robert Gates will start as the U.S. defense secretary Monday.

It’s hard to tell during the transition period, what items in the office are Rumsfeld’s or belong to Gates. For example, an un-opened book-on-tape, “How to Win Friends and Influence People.”

Thanksgiving

Nov23
2006
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Happy Thanksgiving!

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