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Shorthand

Mar10
2011

I sent a note to my friend to inform her that she tends to remove too many pronouns from her sentences. She replied:

“Got your message. Not sure I get it.”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged email

No and No Thank you

May19
2010

I’ve been shopping often for my new flat in Chicago. Check-out clerks have to ask me if I am a Member of their store’s loyalty program. They do so with a 2 part question. First, “Do you have a ___ card?” If the customer says “no” then the clerk must ask “Would you like to sign up today?”

To avoid the second question, I answer the first: “No and no thank you.”

Posted in Random / Consumerism

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