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Jack Nicholson Video Ad for Hillary

Mar04
2008
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A video by Jack Nicholson in support of Hillary Clinton for president has been circulating on YouTube. The video features excerpts from Batman, A Few Good Men, The Shining, and Chinatown. [ story ]

Now supporters of John McCain have created a video featuring Nicholson. It shows a chaotic scene in Baghdad, and a big sell-off on Wall Street, with a voice over “This is as Good as it Gets”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Hillary Clinton, Jack Nicholson, McCain, presidential race

Condi Rules Out Being Running Mate

Feb22
2008
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Condoleeza Rice today ruled out being a running mate on the Republican presidential ticket [ story ] She also said that she would not meet with any North Korean offiical during her trip to Asia next week. [ story ]

Her actual words were: “You guys, stop trying to set me up! Don’t you get it– I just want to be ALONE!”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Condoleeza Rice, Jokes, North Korea

McCain in trouble about lobbyist

Feb21
2008
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The New York Times has suggested that Sen McCain gave preferred treatment to the clients of a lobbyist whom he had a personal and possibly a physical relationship.

McCain denies the allegations, saying that he only let the woman squeeze his jowls.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Jokes, McCain, presidential race

Hillary Ixnays Tax Doc Release

Feb13
2008
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Hillary Clinton said she would not release her income tax returns unless she secures the Democratic presidential nomination. [ See story ]

That puts voters in next week’s primaries in a real dilemma: vote for change, or find out if pantsuits are deductible.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jokes, presidential race, tax returns

Clinton focuses on Texas

Feb12
2008
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Hillary Clinton’s campaign team is downplaying the results of February primaries and caucuses and says it is focusing on the 2 large states – Texas and Ohio – holding contests next month.

They said they formed the strategy after seeing how well it worked for Rudy Giuliani.

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This seems to prove that old adage, “Those who do not learn from Rudy Giuliani’s asinine Florida-only strategy are doomed to repeat it.”

Posted in Jokes, Poly Sci - Tagged Hillary Clinton, presedential race
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