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A Fight on a Flight

Sep12
2008
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I flew on US Air. They’ve become real cheap about beverage service. It costs $2, and they didn’t let me keep the can.

Well, I was able to drink the contents of the can, but then a stewardess came by with a bag and took my can away. I said, “Hey! That’s my deposit!” And she said, “Oh no, mister, that’s our nickel.”

Times are tough for both airlines and consumers during these tough, tough economic times.

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Plane Forced to Land Due to Flatulence

Dec06
2006
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An American Airlines flight had to emergency-land after a woman passenger lit matches to conceal a bowel movement.

Passengers who sat nearby had attempted to wrestle her to the ground, but found it impossible with one hand holding their nose.

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The woman was not allowed to re-board after screening, but she was given a Ginger Ale and they let her keep the can.

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(for Lenos)
Isn’t this terrible? Just when we thought oil was falling, passengers are still paying a high price for gas.

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