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But she did make an hour stop in New Orleans to get a ‘po boy.
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But she did stop in New Orleans in an attempt to ask Angelina Jolie how to win the heart of a great man.
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But she did make a sightseeing stop in Shelbyville, Alabama, home to the Crazy Woman Hall of Fame.
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She also recommends Paying at the Pump for when you’re really in a rush to ruin your career.
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She considered Paying at the Pump for gasoline, but then found it quicker to wave a 4-inch blade menacingly, and to use mace on the attendant.
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She told police she didn’t need any sleep on the journey because she had acquired a batch of Tang Ultra, “what the pros drink.”
It’s understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.
Ironic, because her supervisors at NASA have now told her she is going to take a rest. A nice long rest.
The incident raises a lot of questions about NASA’s screening process, such as how they selected an astronaut who would rather piss on herself than fly.
