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Lisa Nowak Road Trip

Feb11
2007
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Lisa Nowak said she wore adult diapers so she could make her 900+ mile trip to Orlando without taking bathroom breaks.

But she did make an hour stop in New Orleans to get a ‘po boy.
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But she did stop in New Orleans in an attempt to ask Angelina Jolie how to win the heart of a great man.
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But she did make a sightseeing stop in Shelbyville, Alabama, home to the Crazy Woman Hall of Fame.
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She also recommends Paying at the Pump for when you’re really in a rush to ruin your career.
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She considered Paying at the Pump for gasoline, but then found it quicker to wave a 4-inch blade menacingly, and to use mace on the attendant.
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She told police she didn’t need any sleep on the journey because she had acquired a batch of Tang Ultra, “what the pros drink.”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged crazy, diapers, Jokes, Lisa Nowak, nasa, New Orleans, road trip, Tang

Lisa Nowak Trenchcoat

Feb10
2007
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Lisa Nowak has been wearing a coat over her head when leaving the courtroom and when arriving at Houston’s airport.

It’s understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, Colleen Shipman, kidnap, Lisa Nowak, nasa

Lisa Nowak Diapers

Feb10
2007
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Astronaut Lisa Nowak told police that on her 950 mile drive to confront her romantic rival, she wore adult diapers so she wouldn’t have to make any restroom stops.

Ironic, because her supervisors at NASA have now told her she is going to take a rest. A nice long rest.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, Colleen Shipman, kidnap, Lisa Nowak, nasa

Astronaut Kidnap Attempt

Feb07
2007
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NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak was arrested after driving 900 miles from Houston to Kennedy Space Center, wearing an adult diaper so she didn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks on the trip.

The incident raises a lot of questions about NASA’s screening process, such as how they selected an astronaut who would rather piss on herself than fly.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Arrest, Lisa Nowak, love triangle, nasa

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