Lisa Nowak was released last week from the Orlando courthouse on just over $25,000 bail.

Shouldn’t someone who’s an Air Force pilot and astronaut be deemed a greater flight risk?

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Residents of Orlando are worried that the city’s reputation has been sullied by the Lisa Nowak incident, and might keep tourists away.

They say it’s been the biggest disgrace to hit Orlando since Captain Eo.

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Lisa Nowak has been wearing a coat over her head when leaving the courtroom and when arriving at Houston’s airport.

It’s understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.

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Astronaut Lisa Nowak told police that on her 950 mile drive to confront her romantic rival, she wore adult diapers so she wouldn’t have to make any restroom stops.

Ironic, because her supervisors at NASA have now told her she is going to take a rest. A nice long rest.

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(for Lenos)
Y’know, NASA officials are saying it is understandable that Lisa Nowak went berserk over the astronaut William Oefelein.

They say as a lover, he is really out of this world.

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