Matt Hanley Storytelling » attempted murder http://matthanley.com Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:08:39 +0000 en hourly 1 Lisa Nowak Released on Bond http://matthanley.com/2007/02/lisa-nowak-released-on-bond/ http://matthanley.com/2007/02/lisa-nowak-released-on-bond/#comments Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:52:00 +0000 admin http://matthanley.com/blog/?p=176 Lisa Nowak was released last week from the Orlando courthouse on just over $25,000 bail.

Shouldn’t someone who’s an Air Force pilot and astronaut be deemed a greater flight risk?

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They say it’s been the biggest disgrace to hit Orlando since Captain Eo.

]]> http://matthanley.com/2007/02/lisa-nowak-disgraces-orlando/feed/ 0 Lisa Nowak Trenchcoat http://matthanley.com/2007/02/lisa-nowak-trenchcoat/ http://matthanley.com/2007/02/lisa-nowak-trenchcoat/#comments Sun, 11 Feb 2007 00:21:00 +0000 admin http://matthanley.com/blog/?p=174 Lisa Nowak has been wearing a coat over her head when leaving the courtroom and when arriving at Houston’s airport.

It’s understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.

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Ironic, because her supervisors at NASA have now told her she is going to take a rest. A nice long rest.

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Y’know, NASA officials are saying it is understandable that Lisa Nowak went berserk over the astronaut William Oefelein.

They say as a lover, he is really out of this world.

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