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Lisa Nowak Released on Bond

Feb10
2007
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Lisa Nowak was released last week from the Orlando courthouse on just over $25,000 bail.

Shouldn’t someone who’s an Air Force pilot and astronaut be deemed a greater flight risk?

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, bail, bond, Lisa Nowak, nasa, Orlando

Lisa Nowak Trenchcoat

Feb10
2007
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Lisa Nowak has been wearing a coat over her head when leaving the courtroom and when arriving at Houston’s airport.

It’s understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged astronaut, attempted murder, kidnap, Lisa Nowak, nasa

Lisa Nowak Diapers

Feb10
2007
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Astronaut Lisa Nowak told police that on her 950 mile drive to confront her romantic rival, she wore adult diapers so she wouldn’t have to make any restroom stops.

Ironic, because her supervisors at NASA have now told her she is going to take a rest. A nice long rest.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged astronaut, attempted murder, kidnap, Lisa Nowak, nasa

Lisa Nowak Explains

Feb09
2007
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Lisa Nowak said she did not plan to attempt to murder her romantic rival Colleen Shipman.

She said she just wanted to “‘Pluto‘ her ass.”

OR

She said she just wanted to tell Shipman, “Why don’t you make like the Mars Global Surveyor and disappear?”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, Lisa Nowak, nasa

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