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Obama as Fear Mongrel

Feb09
2009
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Obama said on the campaign trail that the politics of fear must – and would – end.

But in order to sell his stimulus package, he has been predicting all sorts of superlative dire scenarios if the bill is not passed.

Such as this gem: “If Congress does not pass the stimulus bill, every American citizen will starve to death.”

Somebody explain to me how this is different from Bush’s rhetoric that justified extreme counter-terrorism measures?

Posted in Poly Sci - Tagged Barack Obama, politics, stimulus package

Opportunity Costs

Jun10
2007
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Another Quick Comic I made last week. Based on a joke I told at my famous Dublin comedy show in May.

Posted in Jokes, Poly Sci - Tagged British pound, comics, Condoleeza Rice, dollar weak, Iraq War, Quick Comic, strength of sterling

Congress Iraq Resolution

Feb17
2007
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The Senate failed to pass the House’s non-binding resolution that denounces President Bush’s order to send more troops to Baghdad.

Next up for the Senate: a new farm bill, where Congress states its support for family farmers by prohibiting people from entering the farming industry or from growing food.
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But the Senate did pass, 98-0, a resolution denouncing Britney Spears’ behavior.
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Dammit! That’s just what the general public asked for when its Election Day votes conveyed a non-binding denouncement of Bush’s war policy–for Congress to vote on a non-binding resolution denouncing Bush’s war policy, but “with more flair!”
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However, Al-Qaida announced that it was flattered just to have garnered Harry Reid’s support.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged House, Iraq, Senate, war resolution

Congress Smoke Ban

Jan14
2007
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi has banned smoking in the lobby outside the House floor.

But she said Republicans are welcome to another smoking in November ’08.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged pelosi, smoking ban

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