A video by Jack Nicholson in support of Hillary Clinton for president has been circulating on YouTube. The video features excerpts from Batman, A Few Good Men, The Shining, and Chinatown. [ story ]
Now supporters of John McCain have created a video featuring Nicholson. It shows a chaotic scene in Baghdad, and a big sell-off on Wall Street, with a voice over “This is as Good as it Gets”
Hillary Clinton said she would not release her income tax returns unless she secures the Democratic presidential nomination. [ See story ]
That puts voters in next week’s primaries in a real dilemma: vote for change, or find out if pantsuits are deductible.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign team is downplaying the results of February primaries and caucuses and says it is focusing on the 2 large states – Texas and Ohio – holding contests next month.
They said they formed the strategy after seeing how well it worked for Rudy Giuliani.
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This seems to prove that old adage, “Those who do not learn from Rudy Giuliani’s asinine Florida-only strategy are doomed to repeat it.”
Hillary Clinton welcomed the press corp onto her campaign plane yesterday with a humorous spoof of the standard flight attendant safety speech. [See story]
The press responded with a long drawn-out collective cackle that lasted the entire trip.
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No feelings were hurt, as the stewardess on duty was busy showing Clinton’s husband how to operate the lavatory.
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An angered flight attendant attempted to ground the plane, announcing “Great takeoff, Miss Hillary. Now that will be the only takeoff y’all are gonna get today,” before being overpowered by an AP reporter.
Hillary Clinton declared she is entering the race for the Democratic nomination for president.
She is said to have increased her appeal the past few years among conservatives, by becoming an old lady.
In her announcement, she invited people to converse with her, saying “Let’s talk. Let’s chat.”
She added: “Especially you, Monica. I still really want to have a nice chat with you.”
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