U.S. Representative Joe Wilson, as a character who can only speak in 2 word outbursts that rhyme with “you lie!”
- Demeaning a short colleague : “Small fry!”
- Pointing at recent hire: “New guy!”
- Ordering from Dollar Menu : “Small fry!”
- Asked if he was serious about going for Chicken and Waffles: “No jive!”
- Reflecting on quick passing of summer: “Time flies!”
- Asked if admitted being a goddamn asshole: “Deny!”
- Demanding a second-draft from an aide: “Re-try!”
- Planning a formal event honoring Strom Thurmond: “Black tie!”
- Asked if Obama measured up to G.W. Bush: “Far cry!”
- Letting friends know of his Gamecock watching party: “Drop by!”
- When aides leaving to get tea from SBX: “No Chai!”
- Asked if he’s had trysts in exotic locations, as Gov. Sanford does: “Shanghai!”
- Greeting wife at birthday party: “Surprise!”
- Ordering lunch at Capitol Diner: “Mince pie!”
- Demanding his laundry be done: “Wash Dry!”
- Asking for help removing shoes: “Un-tie!”
- Deterring a kid from pissing in the pool: “Red dye!”
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