You can tell this joke during Thanksgiving.
“I picked up a hitchhiker on the way here, and it was a pilgrim from the 17th century. We were driving along and I noticed he wasn’t wearing his seat belt. So I said “hey man! Hey turkey! Buckle up!” He pointed to his hat and said “It is.”
It’s been 20 years since the Berlin Wall became moot. That’s why my previous post has a YouTube clip (which I made from a YouTube documentary) of that amazing first night.
Speaking of Berlin, I had a theory about JFK’s killer being an angry German grammar teacher who was offended by the President’s proclamation of being a “jelly donut.” But it turns out that Kennedy perfectly delivered the line. See…
Lou Pearlman, founder of boy bands ‘N Sync and the Backstreet Boys, is pleading guilty to a $300m fraud scheme. In a deal he cut with prosecutors, Pearlman will gather evidence against his accomplices and help the government recover money for the victims.[ story ]
The prosecutors, in exchange, will release two very gay records.
Anti-whaling activists sprayed a Japanese whaling ship near Antarctica with butyric, mild form of acid made from spoiled butter, but no passenger of the vessel was impacted. [ Story ]
So it seems the great ocean vessel is immune to the butter from the land of lakes.
Britain’s Prince Harry has been secretly serving in Afghanistan since mid-December. [ story ]
So that Prince you sold a dime bag to last week in Chelsea was an impostor.