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Thanksgiving Joke

admin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:55:00 +0000

You can tell this joke during Thanksgiving.

“I picked up a hitchhiker on the way here, and it was a pilgrim from the 17th century. We were driving along and I noticed he wasn’t wearing his seat belt. So I said “hey man! Hey turkey! Buckle up!” He pointed to his hat and said “It is.”

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My JFK Theory

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:02:00 +0000

It’s been 20 years since the Berlin Wall became moot. That’s why my previous post has a YouTube clip (which I made from a YouTube documentary) of that amazing first night.

Speaking of Berlin, I had a theory about JFK’s killer being an angry German grammar teacher who was offended by the President’s proclamation of being a “jelly donut.” But it turns out that Kennedy perfectly delivered the line. See…

Boy Band Mogul Admits to Fraud

admin — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:59:00 +0000

Lou Pearlman, founder of boy bands ‘N Sync and the Backstreet Boys, is pleading guilty to a $300m fraud scheme. In a deal he cut with prosecutors, Pearlman will gather evidence against his accomplices and help the government recover money for the victims.[ story ]

The prosecutors, in exchange, will release two very gay records.

Whaling Protesters Toss Butter

admin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:21:00 +0000

Anti-whaling activists sprayed a Japanese whaling ship near Antarctica with butyric, mild form of acid made from spoiled butter, but no passenger of the vessel was impacted. [ Story ]

So it seems the great ocean vessel is immune to the butter from the land of lakes.

Prince Harry in Afghanistan

admin — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:26:00 +0000

Britain’s Prince Harry has been secretly serving in Afghanistan since mid-December. [ story ]

So that Prince you sold a dime bag to last week in Chelsea was an impostor.