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Space Station Power Outage

Feb12
2007
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NASA announced that sections of the International Space Station lost power for much of Sunday.

Fortunately, the crew was able to have a nice romantic candlelight dinner.

OR

NASA said the full impact of the incident won’t be apparent until 9 months.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged astronauts, nasa, romance

Lisa Nowak Road Trip

Feb11
2007
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Lisa Nowak said she wore adult diapers so she could make her 900+ mile trip to Orlando without taking bathroom breaks.

But she did make an hour stop in New Orleans to get a ‘po boy.
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But she did stop in New Orleans in an attempt to ask Angelina Jolie how to win the heart of a great man.
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But she did make a sightseeing stop in Shelbyville, Alabama, home to the Crazy Woman Hall of Fame.
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She also recommends Paying at the Pump for when you’re really in a rush to ruin your career.
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She considered Paying at the Pump for gasoline, but then found it quicker to wave a 4-inch blade menacingly, and to use mace on the attendant.
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She told police she didn’t need any sleep on the journey because she had acquired a batch of Tang Ultra, “what the pros drink.”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged astronaut, crazy, diapers, Jokes, nasa, New Orleans, road trip, Tang

Lisa Nowak Released on Bond

Feb10
2007
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Lisa Nowak was released last week from the Orlando courthouse on just over $25,000 bail.

Shouldn’t someone who’s an Air Force pilot and astronaut be deemed a greater flight risk?

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, bail, bond, Colleen Shipman, nasa, Orlando

Lisa Nowak Disgraces Orlando

Feb10
2007
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Residents of Orlando are worried that the city’s reputation has been sullied by the Lisa Nowak incident, and might keep tourists away.

They say it’s been the biggest disgrace to hit Orlando since Captain Eo.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged attempted murder, captain eo, nasa, Orlando

Lisa Nowak Trenchcoat

Feb10
2007
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Lisa Nowak has been wearing a coat over her head when leaving the courtroom and when arriving at Houston’s airport.

It’s understandable she wants to be incognito, but, what was wrong with the trenchcoat and wig she wore in Orlando? It was much more becoming.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged astronaut, attempted murder, Colleen Shipman, kidnap, nasa
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