The German astronaut who was scheduled to perform a spacewalk to install a section of the Space Station, became sick, and had to assist the others from inside. [ See story ]
NASA would not explain what caused the sickness, but did say the space program would not go through with a planned switch from Tang to Sunny D.
The German blamed his condition on “those thieving, greedy Martians,” and vowed to eradicate every one of them from the galaxy.
NASA announced that sections of the International Space Station lost power for much of Sunday.
Fortunately, the crew was able to have a nice romantic candlelight dinner.
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NASA said the full impact of the incident won’t be apparent until 9 months.
But she did make an hour stop in New Orleans to get a ‘po boy.
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But she did stop in New Orleans in an attempt to ask Angelina Jolie how to win the heart of a great man.
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But she did make a sightseeing stop in Shelbyville, Alabama, home to the Crazy Woman Hall of Fame.
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She also recommends Paying at the Pump for when you’re really in a rush to ruin your career.
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She considered Paying at the Pump for gasoline, but then found it quicker to wave a 4-inch blade menacingly, and to use mace on the attendant.
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She told police she didn’t need any sleep on the journey because she had acquired a batch of Tang Ultra, “what the pros drink.”
Lisa Nowak was released last week from the Orlando courthouse on just over $25,000 bail.
Shouldn’t someone who’s an Air Force pilot and astronaut be deemed a greater flight risk?
Residents of Orlando are worried that the city’s reputation has been sullied by the Lisa Nowak incident, and might keep tourists away.
They say it’s been the biggest disgrace to hit Orlando since Captain Eo.
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