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Thanksgiving Joke

Nov19
2009
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You can tell this joke during Thanksgiving.

“I picked up a hitchhiker on the way here, and it was a pilgrim from the 17th century. We were driving along and I noticed he wasn’t wearing his seat belt. So I said “hey man! Hey turkey! Buckle up!” He pointed to his hat and said “It is.”

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Bad Turkey Day Joke

Nov24
2006
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(this is to make up for yesterday’s day off…er)

I was in a car yesterday with a pilgrim from 17th century Plymouth Rock. I told him to buckle up. He pointed to his head, and said: “Hello, hat check.”

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