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An Exotic City

Jun24
2009
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Some Chiefs of Staff are more capable than others. Don’t count the top aide for South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford among the best. That press conference should have been delayed and rehearsed. Perhaps even scripted! Sanford needed a ‘Checkers’ speech not an “I’m Deeply Distraught” speech.
Oh, but it contained so much! I especially liked the off-hand, irrelevant note about how he and his friend called his boy’s room “Jurassic Park” because of the dinosaur sheets and that “all kinds of people stayed over (during the campaign).” Did the Argentina chica crash there? How did he meet her? He mentioned that it started on email… but how? AregentiaChicas.com?

But I’m less concerned about the ‘other woman’ than I am about… the woman who stood behind this man during the press conference. She does exhibit a sense of humor; she and her colleague are laughing throughout the 10 minute spectacle. Say: maybe whoever is in charge of these things should have prevented random folks to stand BEHIND the podium. Oh geez. So much material. What a sad story.

Above is a still photo from the video. I don’t think the 2 women are going to need an apology. Sanford can skip them on his Repentance Tour.

Check out the MSNBC video of the entire press conference.

Posted in Poly Sci - Tagged Jokes, Sanford

Obama as Fear Mongrel

Feb09
2009
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Obama said on the campaign trail that the politics of fear must – and would – end.

But in order to sell his stimulus package, he has been predicting all sorts of superlative dire scenarios if the bill is not passed.

Such as this gem: “If Congress does not pass the stimulus bill, every American citizen will starve to death.”

Somebody explain to me how this is different from Bush’s rhetoric that justified extreme counter-terrorism measures?

Posted in Poly Sci - Tagged Barack Obama, Congress, stimulus package

The #1 Most Respected Country is….?

Oct04
2008
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Biden said in his closing remarks of the VP debate, that he and Obama will :

“make significant change so, once again, we’re the most respected nation in the world. That’s what we’re going to do.”

If the US is not the most respected, which country is #1?

Norway? China?

And what is our standing–#2 or #3… or worse? Who’s in front of us and how are we going to leapfrog them?

Are we prepared to take on the Norwegians?

Posted in Jokes, Poly Sci - Tagged Biden, debate, election 2008

Quick Comic

Jun10
2007
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I’ve been making some comics over at Quick Comic. Here’s one:

Posted in Jokes, Poly Sci - Tagged Bush, Cheney, comics, Iraq, Quick Comic

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