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Jack Nicholson Video Ad for Hillary

Mar04
2008
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A video by Jack Nicholson in support of Hillary Clinton for president has been circulating on YouTube. The video features excerpts from Batman, A Few Good Men, The Shining, and Chinatown. [ story ]

Now supporters of John McCain have created a video featuring Nicholson. It shows a chaotic scene in Baghdad, and a big sell-off on Wall Street, with a voice over “This is as Good as it Gets”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged 2008 election, Hillary Clinton, Jack Nicholson, McCain

McCain in trouble about lobbyist

Feb21
2008
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The New York Times has suggested that Sen McCain gave preferred treatment to the clients of a lobbyist whom he had a personal and possibly a physical relationship.

McCain denies the allegations, saying that he only let the woman squeeze his jowls.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged 2008 election, Jokes, McCain

Hillary Ixnays Tax Doc Release

Feb13
2008
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Hillary Clinton said she would not release her income tax returns unless she secures the Democratic presidential nomination. [ See story ]

That puts voters in next week’s primaries in a real dilemma: vote for change, or find out if pantsuits are deductible.

Posted in Jokes - Tagged 2008 election, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jokes, tax returns

Kennedy Endorses Obama

Jan29
2008
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Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama for president yesterday. [ See story ]

At a rally for his wife, former President Clinton downplayed the news. Clinton reminded voters that he himself was endorsed 16 years ago by the Massachusetts senator. “And we all know what a dirtbag I am…”

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But in a nod to his years of friendship with the former First couple, Kennedy said they may still crash at his Martha’s Vineyard home “off-season.”

Posted in Jokes - Tagged Bill Clinton, joke, Kennedy, Obama

Hillary Clinton Campaign

Jan20
2007
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Hillary Clinton declared she is entering the race for the Democratic nomination for president.

She is said to have increased her appeal the past few years among conservatives, by becoming an old lady.

In her announcement, she invited people to converse with her, saying “Let’s talk. Let’s chat.”

She added: “Especially you, Monica. I still really want to have a nice chat with you.”

Posted in Uncategorized - Tagged Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky

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