A restaurant in Canada is encouraging its customers to have sex in their unisex bathrooms during Valentine’s Day weekend. (See story).
You can picture the server: “Can I recommend starting with an app and some Kegel exercises?”
It also recommends bringing plenty of quarters.
It added: “No foreplay. Leave the blowing to our XLelerators.”
It will be giving beepers to the women so they can be alerted when it’s their turn.
For parties of 6 or more an 18% cleaning fee will be automatically added.
Said Canada after hearing about the offer: “Eh.. the Leafs are on that night.”
Some of the restaurant’s ads:
Ad, “Why wait until you get to the car?”
Ad, “Stall those horny instincts! (And by ‘stall’ we mean go into our bathroom and have intercourse).
Ad, “We’ll leave the lights off.”